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I THOUGHT I was a cowboy!

Last post 04-25-2008 6:03 PM by Grace and Lila. 13 replies.
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  • 04-22-2008 9:45 PM

    I THOUGHT I was a cowboy!

    An old cowboy sat down at a Starbuck's and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him and asked "Are you a real cowboy?"
    He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy"

    She said, "I'm a lesb**n. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." 
     
    The two then sat sipping in silence.
     
    A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

     He replied "I always thought I was. But I just found out I'm a lesb**n."


    "Abuse is when a human action or reaction is obviously accompanied by anger, rage or adrenaline. Proper correction and reprimand are done in silence with thoughtful intent. Your horse knows the difference." ~FloridaHorseman
  • 04-22-2008 10:22 PM In reply to

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    LOL, I think that sums up most men.

  • 04-23-2008 5:32 AM In reply to

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     LOL!!!!! I love that joke. It's so funny. That sounds just like my husband.


  • 04-23-2008 6:15 AM In reply to

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    Discovering your true identity late in life FH?  LOL!!!!!!

  • 04-23-2008 6:51 AM In reply to

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    You know, when I first read the title to your thread I thought "OH NO, what did you do now and how bad did it hurt your shoulder".  I'm glad to find it was nohing like that. 

     Good one BTW.

     

  • 04-23-2008 6:52 AM In reply to

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    ROFL Fh .... what a revelation. And at starbucks, poor guy



    Tricia K
    Angus, The Great Dane Mutt Boy!
  • 04-23-2008 8:05 AM In reply to

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    Good one FH. You got me hook, line and sinker. Wink

     




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  • 04-24-2008 4:22 AM In reply to

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     I just heard this...

     

    Jack was dying...

    His wife was by his side.

    "Honey, honey, I must,...I must tell you something."

    "No, dear.  Just stay quiet, you're in terrible pain."

    "No," replies Jack, struggling.  "No, I must tell you something before I die and get it off my chest.  I made love to your sister, best friend and your mother..."

    "Just stay calm dear, I know, that's why I poisoned you...:" 

     

    rrCool 

  • 04-24-2008 5:37 AM In reply to

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     Thats a good one. Very funny.


  • 04-24-2008 5:38 AM In reply to

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    rr, is this a joke or a bad dream you had?

  • 04-24-2008 5:49 AM In reply to

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    dressagedude:

    rr, is this a joke or a bad dream you had?

    I'm hoping it's not his life!!  Wink




    If you don't want to stand behind our soldiers who are in danger zones, please stand in front of one.


    VanHalen 25 yr QH Stallion R.I.P. 4/11/82 - 5/8/08
    Scout 19 yr Paint Cross Gelding
    Dandy 13 yr QH Gelding
    Glistening 8 yr Arab/Saddlebred Mare
  • 04-24-2008 6:55 AM In reply to

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    spragueme:

    dressagedude:

    rr, is this a joke or a bad dream you had?

    I'm hoping it's not his life!!  Wink

     

    Sprag, the moms always liked me, it's true, but just for cookies and milk and stuff....What a dim opinion of me...

    Bless your twisted little heart! 

  • 04-25-2008 4:54 PM In reply to

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    I guess we will have to change FHs initials to FL...  Florida ***

    rr, be careful what you eat. 

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  • 04-25-2008 6:03 PM In reply to

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    TOO FUNNY!! Big Smile


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