Email I received from our new ES member Poco Bueno:

"It concerns me that you tell people that your a horse trainer and have a reining horse picture at equisearch but you aren't a reiner and you don't compete with the BIG BOY'S at NRHA. You have all this "other" experience with "exotic animals" ie. bears, wolves, cougars, tigers etc etc. Which leads me to believe that your a circus trainer. Just because someone has a few "hay burners" in the backyard doesn't make them horseman !! Your psycho-babble about horses is just plain crazy. Where are all your Grand Champions that you have produced thru your extensive "knowing your horse" and "natural training" methods ?? The only reason I can think of you hiding-out at equisearch is because there are plenty of people that are into "touchy-feely" ideas there. I'd like to see you try your Bull-Sh_T with some real trainers that have never needed to take sensitivity training courses to make Champions out of everyday western horses. I suppose if you can't dazzle them with brilliance you have to baffle them with bullsh_t. That might work on a few of them but not all of them. I'm one of them it just doesn't work on !! I'm actually a Professional Horseman and one of the main reasons I go to "horse sites" is to see the constant crap that is spread out to the dinks that keeps them dinks and continues to harm many a good and alive horse. Back when I worked in the Horse Industry I never had any spare-time to play on the computer. There is REAL HORSEMAN WORK to be done 24-7 and it seems that you have plenty of free-time on your hands, so go take a good long look in the mirror and tell yourself your not fooling everyone like you thought. Why don't you do the rest of the real REINERS a favor and change your picture at equisearch to something more fitting a man of your "extentsive knowledge" to something like "dumbo" standing on can !!"

 WOW...would say more but at a loss for letters.....

 I am laughing so hard.  But wait, I must stop and get back to my REAL HORSEMAN WORK.  Arrrrr, me big horseman, arrrr!

Speechless here too.

 we all know real orseman are all about...

 Holy NASTY note Batman LOL I guess internet and real horse people dont mix lol for all us dinks out there this for sure earns the coveted STARZ TROPHY! 

 

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!  That is absolutely priceless!

I for one will absolutely NEVER listen to your advice again knowing that you are just a circus trainer.  Thankfully there was a brilliant REAL horseman available to point that out....LOL

(you know i'm joking, right?)

I want to learn from the circus trainer!!!!  That sounds like fun!!!

 Yeah! Circus tricks!

It was pretty impressive for Poco Bueno to take time out from his REAL HORSEMAN day just to clear the air about your authenticity as a trainer, in case you were delusional. 

 So is that FH in the short skirt?

I'm off to Michigan for a family wedding and will be back late Monday night.

Try not to crash the server while I'm away please 

Jayne-Admin:

Try not to crash the server while I'm away please 

 

ROFL, Jayne you know we always play nice.

As for you FH, I guess I shall just wash my hands of you and never look back to all the great advice, re-enforcement, sympathy, and shoulder to lean on that you have given me in the past. Apparently there is no room in the Grand Champion of life category for you or me. I shall miss you.

 

Wow, so glad I woke up from my nightmare!!!!! You can't get rid of me that easy FH. I am like velcro and you are stuck with me.

Wow. That is just unreal. Well, we really appreciate your help and advice here, FH. I mean, clearly that is you in the picture, so I don't know what that person is on about. I guess we are touchy feely on here, some of us, but you know, our horses are our pets, and I reserve the right to be kind and understanding towards my horse, because that is how he treats me. ; ) Thank you FH for all of your help and your generosity with your very much in demand time and patience!

Wow! I will definitely not use any of the 'horrible' touchy feely circus training ideas you have posted on here anymore!! Because after using your tie teaching methods my 2yr old ties HORRIBLY (you know, horribly perfect...)  Perhaps if Mr Poco could take time out of his super busy day to teach me the correct way to teach my horse to tie...then again I am just a hopeless, erm, dink? I believe that was the word?