I just call mine a little green piece of crap!!

It's a green saturn that need tires because anything over 55 and it'll shake the blubber off your arms, needs a tie rod or it won't pass inspection in November, the cover to the gas tank had a hinge broken for a long time, so I had to go somewhere that would pump my gas because I couldn't open the door and hold the latch open at the same time. But it broke off last week and fell off in the road. The CD player no longer works. And it'll over heat if it sits and idles.
But knock on wood, it's still getting me to work everyday and it's really good on gas so I can't complain to much.

If you don't want to stand behind our soldiers who are in danger zones, please stand in front of one.
VanHalen 25 yr QH Stallion R.I.P. 4/11/82 - 5/8/08 24 wonderful years together.
Scout 23-25 yr Paint Cross Gelding
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