OMG.. that is NUTS! What did your BO say to that? I mean.. how DO YOU respond!?!?

As far at the vet check goes, Cita, there is the all important Horn Stability and Strength Test (HSST) and the Magic Powers blood titer.....

Hmmmm...do they include the fantasy frodo flexion test? And what if the horse has been rejeuvenated a couple times or so? What do you put on the coggins, it's like 1200 years old or what?

Well its a flexion to feathers/fethering ratio sort of test... there should be a direct correlation between the length of feathering vs thickness of feathering vs flexibility/soundness.

if there is an inverse correlation, have the vet re-do the HSST... might have a fake on your hands.

As far as aginging goes... unicorn years are kind of like dog years... so 1 unicorn years are equal to 100 human year. I belive that in most states (read: MOST states.. you need to check with your local folks), listing the unicorn age is acceptable, so that no one has to do the math.

SO if your Coggins says the unicorn is 12.5 yrs old, he is really 1250 years old. Got it?

Hi there! I just wanted to share a picture of my real life unicorn.




I think that we don't see unicorns often because of the light angle. Light refracts off of the horn so deeply that it blurs. And our eyes are not developed enough to analyze that. So we essentially 'miss' the horn. Only in pure indirect light will the horn be visible.

It is very rare to catch one on film also. I am blessed enough to have a few pictures of Classy with his horn. I know he allows me to see it too, because he loves me. I've heard that some unicorns can hide them so we don't see their true identity.

Anyway, I just wanted to share my unicorn story with you. Hope you like the picture!

Thank you for sharing your unicorn with us. I'd love to see him in person so that I can have real-life experience with him. Im working on my thesis in unicornology...

Also... I dont know if anyone else can tell.. but the center picture of your siggy... there is something *different* looking about his forehead!

SHOCKED!

I was able to enhance Classy's photo by using my dragon eye spectacles and with a little help from the Neptonians (they live on Neptune...duh) they have assisted me in showing you how Classy ACTUALLY looks, should you not be mortal and subject to abstracted light filtration.



Also like to add that since Classy is a certifiable Unicorn you should probably have him rejuvenated since he's been having those problems with heaves and his vision.

I KNEW I could see something in that photo of Classy! Your DES enhancement proves it!!!

Did you know that "Citabobita" means "one who sees clearly" Saturnese (the language spoken on Saturn... duh)

But why would Cita speak Saturnese? She lives on Uranus so she should speak Uranian (or would that be Ukranian?) and the word for unicorn would be "heliatrope". At least that is what I was told during my last visit there.

Thank you so much for a more accurate picture of him. I am awed by him.

I should allow him to be rejuvinated. I forget sometimes that he isn't a mere horse and can become young and strong again. I'll have to ask him if he has the contact info.

ROFL!!! I betyour BO choked when she opened *that* email! What a hoot!

Classy does look like a unicorn 0.0
hey and stop making fun of them you narrow minded people!
(no offense..)

I'd love to see one. I have my own pretty unicorn. Just like her! And I don't think we're really making fun of them, just making fun of that person. She's hilarious. If unicorns do exist, then no mere human could remove them from this planet. Also, I don't think, like according to almost all the legends, you don't /own/ a unicorn, and therefore, they are not at you're command. I'm not meaning to sound mean. But that post about that e-mail was HILARIOUS! ROFL!

We're not making fun of unicorns...how could we? (Gosh if we did that I'd probably have to report to my parole wookie on planet Sphincter-oonie. He's still bent about that television set that turned up missing from planet wal-mart-ovian and I had NOTHING to do with it despite what the court of celestial jurors has to say about it.) Anyway we're making fun of people who think they're interplanetary travelers and that they're responsible for genetically engineering them. Muahahahaha!

Now pardon me while I ride my fusion core propulsion starship that I named rainbow magic shooting star over to wal-mart to restock on 12 guage shotgun...um...I mean quantum orbital death-ray expulsion devices.

You got a wookie parole officer??! I got stuck with an ewok. That sucker's mean--bashes my knees if I'm even a minute late for my check-in

This thead is um...strange.